Ten Rules for Men

The Top Ten
Rules and Regs and Comments for Men

1. A magazine is not a coaster
2. The jet wet mop is for lazy bitches (really does not clean anything but moves dirt around well)
3. Your mommy does not work  here
4. At least let me know where you are going so I can leave to shop
5. Someone told you what?
6. Can you unload that thing they call a dishwasher?  Rinse the dish and put it  in there.
7.  Rihanna is not a slut neither is Marilyn Monroe.  The Kennedy's are sluts.
8. The new lamps in the bedroom did not drop from the sky.
9.  I need lights so I can enjoy my beautiful environment.  Are you the light police?
10.If you call me a victim one more time you are going to be one.  Snapped.

I woke up dancing today and for today the fun Elliott came forward.  I laughed alone.  I danced alone and I was as my grandma said: "I was born alone and I will die alone".

Double snap.

Love you all,
Coach Elliott
Keep praying as I am on the new journey called chemo and radiation. Tell everyone I am as my husband put it : "Cra Cra".  That would be code for crazy.  LOL

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